Watch Andy Shernoff’s Rapture Video

Are ya ready? Can ya feel it? Can we get an ‘amen'? Rev. Shernoff has a few things to tell all you sinners...

By Blurt Staff

Nobody every called Pablo Picasso an asshole, and nobody's calling endtimes evangelical preacher Harold Camping one either. They ARE calling him a fookin' fruitcake, however, and Camping hasn't been helping his cause by waffling on his so-called rapture prediction for tomorrow, Oct. 21.

Recall that Camping originally claimed the end of the world would be May 21 but had to hit the reset button when everybody - sane people, at least; sorry about that life savings thing, Camping followers - went out shopping that day instead of ascending into Heaven (or going down to Hell, take your pick). But according to news reports, since locking in Oct. 21 as the official overdue date for humanity's metaphysical library book, Camping has taken to hedging his rapture bets by using terminology like "probably" and "maybe."

Schmuck.

You'll hear no such dissembling from Andy "Adny" Shernoff, however.

Queens-born Shernoff is a musician, songwriter, record producer and oenophile.  He is a founding member of The Dictators, one of the seminal New York proto-punk bands, for which he composed the lion's share of the material, played bass guitar, keyboards, sang back-up and occasional lead vocals. He has been involved with a variety of other musical projects over the years, most notably the heavily Dictators-populated Manitoba's Wild Kingdom and Joey Ramone's sole solo studio album, Don't Worry About Me.

Shernoff recently released a new 7" vinyl single "Are You Ready To Rapture" c/w "Tremble" - the latter featuring the late Joey Ramone guesting. And "Are You Ready To Rapture" is accompanied by an animated video created by world famous cartoonist Brian Musikoff, and it is, in the parlance, unequivocal. Jesus - "the zombie Jew" - is comin' back, he's seriously pissed, and there ain't nothing us sinful mortals can do about it. Well, Lemmy from Motorhead may be spared eternal torment, but that's it.

View it below - preferably as soon as possible, before it's too late... Oct. 21 is almost here...