Scarlett Johansson Cheesecake Pics?

Only thing more enticing would be catfight photos of Bettie Page and Edie Sedgwick....

By Blurt Staff

Save your pity - Scarlett Johansson doesn't need it (and certainly doesn't want it). No matter that the gal can't sing her way out of a Zip-lok bag, as evidenced by that jaw-droppingly atrocious 2008Tom Waits tribute, Anywhere I Lay My Head, which barely mustered a "4" out of 10 stars in the BLURT review. Fair or not, on the basis of that collection of sonic howlers we didn't even bother to consider the recently released Break Up, her collaboration/canoodle with Pete Yorn, for coverage here at BLURT (although, in all fairness, Yorn's presence probably helped smooth out SJ's rough edges).

But anyhow, she's a successful actress for whom music as a second language isn't necessarily a requisite to entrée in rarified circles. Plus, she makes for one helluva cover gal. Just check the January 2010 issue of Harper's Bazaar - the UK edition -  in which she appears in a faux-animal print getup on the cover looking soft-focused and with a pouty come-hither look. She was interviewed for the magazine by none other than Bono, who knows a thing or two about actresses and models.

The good folks at The Lipstick Diaries blog have posted the magazine cover and some of the interior images which, we have to admit, are borderline cheesecake shots - one of ‘em appears above. Go here for the entire gallery and see what you think.

The commentary is appropriately breathless, too. Writes TLD:

She has everything! She's talented, she's up to date in the fashion world, she sings, she looks like she has great character, and she is also doing some charity work with Bono from U2 in Africa.

We can't possibly top that...