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Wring a Turkey’s Neck for Jesus!

11/25/2009




Our annual roundup of the year's biggest fowl jokes...

 

By Blurt Staff

 

Dear Blurt readers, we hope you have a safe and fulfilling Thanksgiving day tomorrow. A few suggestions:

 

 

  • Eat half of what you planned to eat, and then mail the difference in the form of a check or money order to your local food bank.
  • Take an after-lunch hike and breathe lots of fresh air - stay away from that computer screen (eBay and World of Warcraft are big no-nos)
  • Daps, not handshakes, unless you really, really like being stuck at home with fever and aches.
  • Tell a musician that you sincerely appreciate the joy and happiness he or she has brought into this world.

 

 

Meanwhile, if you happen to see a turkey anywhere, be sure to wring that sucker's neck. It's the good, Christian thing to do, and it has been officially approved this year by the GOP. Here are some suggestions of necks you might consider wringing - happy Thanksgiving, everyone, from your friendly neighborhood Blurt!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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