Twitter Down, Worldwide Chaos Ensues
08/06/2009

Denial of service attack means people can't disclose details of their plans to paint their nails, go to lunch or entertain deep faux-philosophical thoughts.
By Blurt Staff
All you Twitter fans scratching your heads over why you can't get your daily crack fix, rest easy: Courtney Love is still asleep in her bed following a long night of ligging, so she hasn't crashed the system.
There is, however, an ongoing denial of service attack, according to a report filed by TechCrunch.com. Twitter has indicated it's dealing with the problem.
The rest of you who are going into withdrawal symptoms about now - hey, read a book. Watch some Oprah. Do a "Michael Vick" with the family pooch. Or simply get a dang life...
Better yet, ponder all the banalities you might be inclined to be posting about now, and then consider the fact that everyone who reads ‘em thinks you're really, really lame but is too polite to tell you to your face.
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