World’s Loudest Book Tour Hits NYC

Reefer madness, bong guitars, porn-writing clowns, GG Allin and lots more from BLURT contributor.

By Fred Mills

Far be it from us to shamelessly shill for a blatantly commercial enterprise, but… fuggit, we gotta take care of our own here. BLURT contributor Mike Edison’s unhinged new book I Have Fun Everywhere I Go (Faber And Faber, Inc.) is tearin’ up the indie world, making readers chortle and critics weep — and we have a smokin’ excerpt in the premiere issue of BLURT. Just click on the BLURT digital magazine image in the upper right hand corner of our homepage and follow the navigation instructions. Don’t miss our exclusive interview with Mr. Blues Explosion himself, Jon Spencer, in which he explains the yin, the yang, the zen and the zip about all things Mike Edison.

Meanwhile, we have Edison on the horn here, to ‘splain things to y’all. We like the Bong Guitar video, by the way…

Take it away, Mike:

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FRIENDS, HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD?

If you read one Punk Rock, Pot, Porn, and Pro-Wrestling book this summer, make it

I HAVE FUN EVERYWHERE I GO: Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines In the World !!!

I pulled no punches!!! I named names!!!

The publishing industry has been torn to shreds!!! High Times is in tears!!!!

NOW SEE IT LIVE !! :Come on down to the Half King tonight after work and get an adult sized dose! And it’s free!!!!! Tonight, Monday, June 16, the Half King (23rd Street and 10th Ave, NYC) 7:30 pm.

I’ll be backed by THE ROCKET TRAIN DELTA SCIENCE ARKESTRA: HOLLIS QUEENS, DEAN RISPLER, and MR JON SPENCER

And for all you super-hep Brooklyn kats and kittens (and for those of you who just can’t get enuff fun), this Thursday, June 19th we’ll be taking over Pete’s Candy Store (709 Lorimer Street) in Wiliamsburg, Brooklyn!!

Once again we’ll be laying waste to all previous art forms!!! Come early, 7:30 for more Savage Tales, soundtrack provided by the Delta Science Arkestra, and then Rock’n’Roll with the Edison Rocket Train featuring Mr Michael Chandler! … It’s a revolution in words and sound!!!

THERE ARE ONLY TWO NIGHTS LEFT TO THE WORLD’S LOUDEST BOOK TOUR!!!

Can’t wait to dig some Wild Sounds? Check out our new single, “Pornography, Part 1,” and hear the filthy truth about the “Jews for Jesus” at MikeEdison.com (and don’t forget to check out the far-out comics and all of the amazing reviews).

Have you seen the Bong Guitar video??? It’s a YouTube smasheroo!!!

I HAVE FUN EVERYWHERE I GO!!!!