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Season's Shout-Outs From Diamond Dave

12/23/2008




 

 

Panama! Van Halen frontman splits his pants (and lungs) just for YOU.

 

By Fred Mills

 

On a 1-10 scale of awesomeness, this one clearly goes to "11": David Lee Roth has a site devoted to him, or more accurately, to his various shouts, whoops, hollers, grunts, random animal noises, and the occasional "Goddamnit baby, you know I ain't lyin' to ya I'm only gonna tell you one tiiiiimeahhhhyeeeahh!"

 

Go to TheTyser.com (home page reproduced above) and click on any number of the Roth-isms. We trust you'll be glad you did. Hint: click on a whole series of them in rapid succession to hear an entire angelic chorus of Diamond Daves!

 

Now THAT's some friggin' Christmas cheer! This has been a public service announcement... with testosterone.

 

 




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