Amy Winehouse Topless Pics Surface

Courtesy the aptly-named Egotastic site....

By Blurt Staff

This is definitely not a public service announcement, with guitars or otherwise. Over the weekend celebrity photo-op website Egotastic.com (motto: "the sexy side of celebrity gossip") posted a series of pics (from which these two were taken) of Amy Winehouse frolicking topless in the surf off St. Lucia. The obvious question is not "why" but rather, as the site administrator him- or herself puts it, "why would you ever want to see that disgusting crack head topless?"

Er, right.

Writes Egotastic, "Okay, let's get one thing straight: I am not posting these Amy Winehouse topless pictures by choice. But if I don't, I know I'm going to get a ton of emails asking me why I haven't posted them yet. I've already gotten a few. My question to you is: Why would you ever want to see that disgusting crack head Amy Winehouse topless? Do you get off on the toothless look? At least she doesn't look completely like a Holocasut [sic] victim anymore. Thankfully, these pictures aren't high-res, because if they were, I'd be scarred for life. In case you're wondering, Amy is on holiday in St. Lucia. The island has since been declared a disaster area, and humanitarian [sic] relief is being rushed in."

Okay, back to the morning coffee and newspaper, kids. No further comment necessary.