NME With Dumb/Fun Britney Spears Contest

This news item might be a shameless ploy to generate web traffic via meta-tag "Britney Spears"...

By Fred Mills

Hello punters. Still stuffed like a turkey? Planning on getting some outdoor exercise (like the, uh, Black Friday Crawl...) today and work it off? We're planning on gobbling some ‘roids then heading to the gym to stare at all the other bloated bodies. But first, this most excellent index finger exercise.

Click over to NME.com and check out their Britney Spears contest. It's a lead-up to next week's release of (yawn) Circus, already being reported on by such fine outlets as USA Today as some kinda career-rehab move. But how can you kill her when she's already dead?

At any rate, the name of the game is to come up with Britney-related band names. Everybody likes a good list, the sillier the better, right? Here's what the NME editors and some of the readers have posted today, and you can enter your own selections.

(Our personal submission? From the Bottom of My Broken Crazy Penis... but we digress.)

I'm A Slave 4 U2
Baby D One More Time
Spears For Fears
Mylo Prerogative
Joan As Police Womanizer
Slade 4 You
Born To Make You Happy Mondays
I Love Rock N' Roll Deep
Airborne Toxic Event
The Joy of Pepsi and Shirley
I'm So Curious-ity Killed The Cat
Amazing Baby One More Time

Born To Make You Happy Mondays

Kooks I Did it Again

Frank Blackout and the Catholics

Gimme Morcheeba

Fucked Up

Babyshambles One More Time

Soda Pop Will Eat Itself

You Drive me Crazy Town

Britney Spears Of Destiny