The latest spinning at Outlandos HQ...

1. Mike Gent, Mike Gent

A pop masterpiece. Seriously. It's easy, it's smart, it's fun, AND it has balls. Speaking of, Mike's other band, The Figgs, has long been one of my favorite live outfits. Read more here. Hear it here. Buy it here.

2. Found, Let Fidelity Break

Scottish outfit. Couldn't get enough of them in Austin. This is off their new EP, The Fidelities EP. Quirky, catchy, techno psychedelia. And funnily/sadly, occasionally relatable. Hear it here. Buy it here.

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A Triple-A radio programming veteran, Kate has served as Music Director of the Loft at XM, Midday Host at WYEP, Evening Host at both WNCS and WUIN, as well as Content Supervisor for Pump Audio. Currently, she's the CEO of Outlandos Music, a new-music discovery service for grown-ups. Kate has been nationally recognized for her ardent presentation of music and her ability to champion talented, compelling artists.

Mel Brown Greases the Grease

Mel Brown passed away just as this edition of Sonic Reducer was posted. R.I.P. to a class act.

If you've ever wondered what greasy blues funk sounded like in downtown L.A . in '68 or '70, you're in luck; Mel Brown is here to show and tell you with Eighteen Pounds of Unclean Chitlins, subtitled And Other Greasy Blues Specialties. Needless to say this is a vintage vinyl release we're waxing about here. It has, amongst it's many analog and old-school virtues, one of the best two sided covers ever; a platter of very greasy chitlins and sides on the front, the same plate ploughed thru on the back, capped with a cigarette butt in the middle.

Guitar player Mel Brown has had a long career and is still putting out records, playing blues festivals, etc. Eighteen Pounds..., released in 1973, collects eight previously released tracks of high-grade, vintage funk blues that lives and breathes the murky air of Los Angeles. Everything you need to know about the grooves is right there on the cover and in the songtitles; subtle it's not, greasy it is.

 "Chunk A Funk" is the first song, and if it sounds like they're telescoping here, directing you in a greasy direction, well, right on brother. Both "Chunk A Funk" and "W-2 Withholding" feature the great Clifford Solomon on tenor sax and the twin caveats "unidentified organ, bass and drums. Recorded in Los Angeles, probably early 1968." How unassailably cool is that?  To be so out-there that you don't know the when or the who?

Subtly is not Mel Brown's favorite mode, at least not back in these days. As a guitar player he leads and punches hard, alternating between super juiced, frantic bursts of rocked-up blues neck wrangling, and, occasionally, more laid-back, groove-y runs. As a band-leader he knows when to back off and let's the rest of the crew stir the pot, although he's typically in the middle of things.  The two lead off tracks on side 2, "Time For A Change" and "Good Stuff," are brassy funk jazz, with pumping horns and Jimmy Davis' or Cliff Coulter's funky organ and piano pushing the groove. I love the way you can just feel the grease and exhaust and dirt of the mean streets of Los Angeles working it's way into the grooves of the record. There's something definitive here, a captured feel of time and place, with Watts burning in the background, and Woodstock just over the horizon, and these guys just want to party. Think these boys partied hard? I'd bet on it. The whole thing is loosey-goosey even when it's tight, definitely Out There even when it's actually In There.

The centerpiece is the title track and has be heard to be believed. "Eighteen Pounds of Unclean Chitlins" is an extended psychedelic mind-fuck, 12 minutes of warped and tweaked guitar, minimal drums and Cliff Coulter's wheezing, junked-out organ. The effects (other than a wah wah pedal and generous use of an echoplex) seem to be either Brown or an engineer manipulating the volume on his guitar, creating playful, super-low-tech psych-blues dub. I found myself wondering...honestly, sorry, what can I say...what kind of drugs were they taking? Just booze and cigarettes and coffee and greasy food? You think? "I'd Rather Suck My Thumb" is almost as good, and has such a great title that it could be Brown delivering pizzas and still be a classic. Jazz cat Herb Ellis shows up for the final track, "Home James."

FYI, Mel Brown's slippery first record, Chicken Fat, has been reissued on vinyl by Euphoria. And, needless to say, both the title and songs are suitably greasy.

As always, the idea is that what unites us is more than music, an axiology that extends from the music to our music-lover lifestyles: how we vote, what we drive, what we eat, what we wear, etc. The point is, we're a tribe connected by vibe... hence, this month's economic self-stimulus compendium: 1. Razor Saver [...]

A Triple-A radio programming veteran, Kate has served as Music Director of the Loft at XM, Midday Host at WYEP, Evening Host at both WNCS and WUIN, as well as Content Supervisor for Pump Audio. Currently, she's the CEO of Outlandos Music, a new-music discovery service for grown-ups. Kate has been nationally recognized for her ardent presentation of music and her ability to champion talented, compelling artists.

"I'll be waiting for you in the parking lot and I'm gonna kick your ass". I'm sure these words have been uttered more than once but I'll never forget the first time I heard them. They came out of the mouth of my best friend, who was usually a quiet, peaceful guy, but on this particular night alcohol was using his body like a ventriloquist dummy. It was his birthday and it was Friday night. In the New York suburbs of Long Island in the 70's, that meant drinking alcohol and lots of it. It was a pastime that my friends and I started in our early teens. It came with the territory as we grew up in the infamous place called Levittown. Levittown was a development built in the late 50's and was touted as a place that young families from NYC could easily afford their suburban dreams. It later became known as a place that hosted wife swapping and drinking parties and more recently has been documented by the TV show "Desperate Housewives" which is supposedly based on life in this fine town. Suburban Hell.

"Excuse me Mr., will you buy us some beer" was the battle cry of this 13 year old weekend warrior as my three friends and I stood outside the local delicatessen on a Friday night trying to obtain a couple of six-packs of the cheapest beer available. Amazingly we almost always found someone willing to do our bidding and on most Friday's the four of us could be found sharing cans of Gennesee and listening to records at Quack's house. We all had nicknames that we still use some 35 years later, and these nicknames were all based on our last names. Quack was short for Quackenbush and rarely does a person get to carry a more accurate surname. Quack was the clown of our clique, a guy who's comedic and musical talents always left me in awe of him. It was at his house that our Friday night parties usually took place, mostly because he had the best record collection. Quack was cheap entertainment as he never joined in on the drinking and was just happy to turn us on to new music or revel us in the entire dialogue of a Bugs Bunny cartoon, imitating the voice of every character with uncanny accuracy. Quack's father on the other hand loved to drink and had no qualms about embarrassing himself when he did. I think this is why his son usually stayed away from alcohol, he didn't want to act like his Dad. Like the one Saturday morning when Quack came over to my house in a panic and asked if I could help him get his Dad down from up in a tree. I went down the block to his house and there was Mr. Quackenbush, in a tree with a rake, shouting "I'm tired of waiting for these god damn leaves to fall out of the tree". Embarrassing indeed.

Bone, Jab and Hippie(me) rounded out the circle of misfits. We had all known each other since Elementary School. It was music and sports that drew us together. In our early teens you might find us together at the Nets basketball game or a Led Zeppelin concert as we crossed the line between "Jock" and "Hood" with ease. We discovered pot in Jr. High School but beer was always our buzz of choice, mostly because it was easier to procure. And we often did some stupid shit while under the influence. Things that had once been innocent pranks evolved into psychotic episodes. One in particular really stands out. As pre-teens we would often hang out on the streets of our neighborhood being mischievous. One harmless prank we practiced was done right at dusk when the impending darkness made this prank possible. Two of us would stand on each side of the street making a pose as if we were holding a piece of rope across the street. The object was to get cars to stop so they wouldn't hit our imaginary rope. Once they did, we would laugh and the usually red faced driver would drive away. One night Quack decided to bring our little prank to the next level. His folks had just bought a new color TV and he took all the Styrofoam packing material and soaked it in gasoline, making a slimy gel. He then poured a thick line of it across the street just as it was getting dark. When the next car approached he lit a match and ignited the gel. Whoooosh...a 2-3 foot wall of flames appeared across the entire road. The car's driver slammed on his brakes and jumped out of the car cursing. Quack, in a panic, tried to stomp out the fire but the Napalm-like material just stuck to his shoes while still in flames. He was last seen that evening running away, feet on fire, and the rest of us were laughing our asses off, much to the chagrin of Mr. Veins Popping Out Of His Forehead, car driver. Just another day in our wacky neighborhood.

One Friday night, when we were about 15, our little gang made our first excursion into a bar. It was under unusual circumstances. There were plenty of local clubs that catered to the "18 and Over unless you have a fake ID" crowd. These clubs had names like Hammerheads, Uncle Sam's and Rumbottoms and they usually had live music. The bands that played these clubs were mostly cover bands and each specialized in their own genre of music. For instance The Stanton-Anderson Band played southern rock, Rat Race Choir played progressive music ala Yes/ELP and Zebra had the Led Zep sound down pat. On this particular Friday, Rumbottoms, which was about a mile from my house, was hosting The Bonnie Parker Band. The highlight of their show were explosions and flashpots and on this particular night they caught the ceiling on fire. Hanging out on the streets we heard the fire trucks, could see smoke in the distance, and hopped on our bikes to go view the carnage. We stood out there and watched the club burn into the early morning and when it was over, and the Police and Fire personnel had all left, we noticed the back door to the club was open. We peeked in and saw what had to be their liquor storage room! We each ran in, grabbed a couple of bottles, and high tailed it home. We were in my backyard admiring our haul when my Dad came out to see what was going on. We proudly showed him the smokey bottles of cheap liquor like Crème De Menthe and generic Tequila. He shook his head in disgust and said that if we were going to risk getting caught stealing, we should at least grab something worthwhile. He then rattled off a few brand names like Chivas Regal and Grand Marnier and suggested that if we went back we should grab them instead of the putrid Crème De Cacao we were so proud of. After that night we decided that we would start using the front doors of these clubs while they were open rather than the back door when they were closed/destroyed.

I was the youngest of the group, but looked the oldest. It was pretty easy for me to get phony ID and in the summer of '73 we started our journey into the local club scene. Nickel beer nights, cheap Tequila Sunrises and shots of the ultra sweet Alabama Slammers provided many a buzz for me and my buddies. Quack would usually just stare at the band, sober and wishing it was him up on the stage playing guitar. Bone would be earning his stripes trying to pick up the underage girls who had also used fake ID to gain entrance, while Jab and I tried to prove who could drink the most. We became regulars at the local spots, those within walking distance. Second rate clubs with second rate booze and second rate bands.....until the night we saw local legends, The Good Rats. The "Rats" were unlike any band we had ever seen before. They didn't just play music, they put on a show. A show that would whip the crowd into a frenzy and helped them gain a following like no other band on the Island. The Good Rats were an enigma, a group of street tough hoods who played original songs that were ½ Blue Oyster Cult tough and ½ Steely Dan jazz swank. The band had been started by the Marchello Brothers, Mickey and Peppi. Peppi was the frontman, a singer of great range and deep feelings. The rumor was that he had been in the Yankees farm system as a promising baseball player but had given it up for music. Peppi was often seen holding a metal garbage can filled with rubber rats that he would beat in rhythm with a baseball bat while flinging the rubber rats into the audience. Their drummer Joe Franco was the best I had seen and to this day the only drummer who's solos I could tolerate. Their lead guitarist John Gatto's playing could be summed up by the title of their second LP, "Tasty" Bass player Lenny Kotke and rhythm guitarist Mickey Marchello rounded out what was to become our favorite band. We became full fledged Good Rat fanatics and for the next 2 years we tried to see them as much as possible which wound up being at least 50 times. We knew the words to every song. We knew what order they were going to play them in. And we knew that more often than not a fight was going to break out in the club as Peppi would antagonize the drunken crowd and beer muscles would appear everywhere. It was a blast.

For the next two years our nightlife revolved around the Good Rats.....if it was one of our birthdays we'd celebrate at one of their shows. Back then the legal drinking age was 18 and by late '75 I was the only one of our group who was not yet "legal". It was Quack's birthday and we planned on going to Ubie's OTJ club where the Good Rats were considered the "house band". As I mentioned earlier, Quack didn't usually drink, but when he did, watch the fuck out. Later on in life I spent some time as a bartender in various clubs around New York, but I never saw alcohol have a stronger and more adverse effect on a human as it did on Quack. This quiet and gentle soul would transform into an absolute beast when he drank. And on this particular birthday he drank.....a lot. We started drinking at the house and continued all the way to the club. By the time we were inside of Ubie's we were pretty buzzed. And Quack was in rare form. All the hang ups that usually prevented him from approaching women had been washed away by booze as he hit on any female within earshot. His failure with these ladies just made him more agitated. Our salvation would be when the Good Rats hit the stage and Quack would be hypnotized by the music like the proverbial savage beast. But this night took a weird turn. Before the Good Rats hit the stage an announcer took the mike and introduced the "Opening Act", some unheard of comedian who had the daunting task of entertaining a room full of rowdies. And boy did he suck. His attempt at jokes were amazingly unfunny and the crowd let him know it. It reminded me of a comedy routine I once heard Albert Brooks do about opening for Richie Havens at an arena in Texas. He concluded that a comedian had no business opening up a rock and roll show. And this night was living proof he was right.

Five minutes into his act the "comedian", and I use that term loosely, had lost control of the crowd. In desperation he grabbed a conga drum and proceeded to jump off the stage shouting "Conga Line" attempting to calm the crowd down into some sort of controlled mayhem. Within seconds he was able to lure a few drunk folks to start following him around the room while he banged the conga drum and shouted some unusual cadence of grunts. It was surreal. But as they made their way past us Quack did what any drunk Quackenbush would do, he took a swing and the poor guy. A bouncer immediately grabbed him and escorted him, and the rest of us, outside. As we were exiting, above the sounds of the bizarre conga line, you could hear Quack shout these words at the opening act........"I'll be waiting for you in the parking lot and I'm gonna kick your ass". Well we didn't wait around for the comedian to leave the club and fall victim to Quack's seriously intended threats. We calmed him down, got in the car, and went home.

About 6-8 months later on a week night I was sitting in my families den with my Dad watching TV. He was watching a lame variety show called something like The Dick Van Dyke Summer Replacement Show. I was reading a magazine and half heartedly watching the show. Now you need to understand that my Dad was cut from the same cloth and raised in the same place as a well known character of the time, Archie Bunker. He was never bashful about speaking his mind and is never one to be what we now call politically correct. So when he said "Look at this wack-a-doo, they'll let anyone on TV these days" I didn't think much of it. Then I looked up at the TV and HOLY SHIT....THAT'S THE GUY QUACK WANTED TO BEAT UP!!!! Yep, that beyond lame comedian had somehow made his way to major network national TV. I was stupefied, how the hell could this have happened? As I watched it seemed like the guy was melting down, just like he did that night at Ubies, right there on my TV screen. This audience wasn't "getting it" either and it was all very uncomfortable to watch. I told my dad the story of what had happened that night and he said something like "This guy looks like he needs a good ass whupping, he's not funny, that's for sure". The next day I asked all my friends if they had seen "Mr. Unfunny" on TV and none of them had. They found my story hard to believe, how the hell did THAT clown get on TV. But over the next couple of months they all believed me. This guy was popping up on TV on almost a weekly basis and shortly thereafter appeared on our favorite show Saturday Night Live. And somehow, he was starting to be funny. Weird, but yeah, kinda funny.

I'm now 50 years old and there have been very few comedians during my lifetime that I think are truly genius. Lenny Bruce was one and his legacy is both groundbreaking and important. It's unfortunate he died so young as it would have been interesting to watch his comedy evolve through the tumultuous late 60's and 70's. Bill Hicks is another. A guiding light through the chaos of ignorance and hypocrisy and another one that was taken way too young. And then there is that also deceased crazy ass fool we first saw open for our beloved Good Rats. You know him as Andy Kaufman.

Rich Haupt is a noted music industry outsider and nationally recognized
non-entity. Co-founder of the Rockadelic Record label in the late 80's his
passion for vinyl has consumed his life and made it difficult to maintain
personal relationships. He does not own a cell phone.

With friends like these...

By Coco Hames

Some might say I am bossy and controlling.  To those people, I say "duh".  Basically, I just know what I want and I go and get it.  I like to think of these traits as "resourcefulness" and "gumption".  We moved to a new neighborhood when I was two years old, and I found myself in the market for a new best friend.  As it was, I currently employed a best friend, albeit an imaginary one named John Provost.  John Provost was the name of the actor who played Timmy on Lassie.  He was a good friend, and everyone treated him with respect.  But one day, you know, he had to leave, so he hitched up one of those long sticks with a handkerchief (you know, tied up on the end with his travel victuals) and hit the road, so I found I had a vacancy in my limited friend space: anyone can tell you, I can kind of only handle one at any given time.

So my mom had gone over to introduce our family to our new neighbors, and it turned out they had a two-year-old little girl, too.  Mom came home and reported this to me, and so I walked over there and knocked on the door, and a man answered.  I said, "Yes hello, I believe you have a little girl?"  And the man said, "Um yes we do, would you like to meet her?"  And I said, "Yes please, just bring her on down, I'll wait."  Then I knocked over his bike.  Twice.  But eventually a tiny Lebanese/Serbian Catholic mute appeared, and I said to myself, yes, this will work just fine.

Her name was Midge, and we had a great time.  Or I had a great time, and she did a good job and pretending to have a great time.  Yes, I always made her be Ken when we played Barbies.  Yes, I stole her clothes.  Yes, I kept her from doing her chores, therefore getting her grounded.  But we were best friends, and that was that was that.  Until grade school.

Midge went to private Catholic school and I went to the local public school, so while I assumed general social pleasantries were expected whilst AT these separate institutions, it was well understood that the friend position was filled, for both of us, in terms of serious friends stuff, like sleepovers and play dates.  Until one day, when I noticed a strange girl playing with Midge in her front yard.  So I quickly devised a totally plausible excuse for strolling over there (I piled my little sister's dolls into the Radio Flyer) and made my visit.

I said, "Oh hello MELISSA [which was her real name, only to be used in very serious situations, Midge was a family nickname] who is your little FRIEND?"  And Midge said, "Oh that's just blah-blah-blah from school."  And I am not kidding, this girl gave me a REALLY snooty look, I mean REALLY snooty.  And Midge saw it and said to me, trying to change the subject, "So, what are you doing today?"  And I looked at the dolls in the wagon and said, "Oh, I'm just walking my sister's dolls for her, you know, afternoon stroll."  And Midge's little friend goes, "That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, walking your sister's dolls?"  And so, I pounced on her.

I swung that girl around Midge's front yard by the hair on her head, like the Trunchbull in Roald Dahl's Matilda: I shot-put that sassmouth clear over to the mailbox.  And then I left the dolls and scooped up Midge's cat (a little crosseyed Persian named Velvet) and marched home.  There were windows alongside the front door to my house, and both girls came running up to my front door, banging on it and saying "Give back Velvet!!!"  And I held Velvet by the scruff of her neck in front of one of the windows, swayed her gently, and said quietly, "Send her home, Melissa.  Send her home, and I will happily give back Velvet.  Or..."  Then the mafia thumb-drawn-across-the-neck gesture that was very clearly understood.  Midge sent the girl home (who I never did see again) and of course, always true to my word, I gave Velvet back, just as sweet as could be. 

Some might say that is not a story representing a very well-adjusted third grader, but let me ask you this: if I'M the crazy one, why is Midge still voluntarily and actively best friends with me?  Hm?  Stir that into your cup of coffee and just think about THAT.

*****

Blurt "co-co-editor" Coco Hames fronts The Ettes - Hames on guitar, Jem Cohen on bass and Poni Silver on drums - whose latest album Look At Life Again Soon (Take Root) is still a hot item, and they also have a new EP, Danger Is, released by Take Root on April 7 and also available digitally, www.myspace.com/theettes), and a Dan Auerbach-produced limited-edition single this month. They tore it up at the Hold Steady showcase At SXSW in Austin, by the way. The real Austin, not the Sims-world Austin.

About four hours northeast of what used to be Gomorrah, South Carolina (formerly the wretched home of Heritage U.S.A. founded by Jim Bakker and Tammy Faye), rests a haven for the weary of heart.....Rocky Mount, North Carolina.  For pilgrims who travel to pay homage to the sacred shambles of the former Praise the Lord (PTL) Empire, the town offers solace and sustenance in the form of barbecue and grace. The Red Budd Holy Church remains an old landmark in downtown Rocky Mount. 

Since 1959, the pastor of this church has been the great Rev. F. C. Barnes, and for several years, he was assisted in his ministry by the stately Rev. Janice Brown.  Their church remained a holy and solid institution, firm in its beliefs and nurturing to one and all.

 Many of its members share the Barnes name.  Few shadows darken the brick walls of the church, and those that do pass through are healed.  This anchor in the community owed much of its stability to the preaching, praying, and especially singing of the Reverends Barnes and Brown.  As messengers of the Holy Ghost, both ministers once held an apparent bond, their voices surrendered to God. 

Their singing together was not planned.  There was not even the slightest acumen of what was to come the Sunday morning that Rev. Brown was scheduled to sing a solo on Rev. Barnes' radio broadcast in the 1980s.  As God willed it,  Rev. Barnes offered to assist Rev. Brown, and this solo became a duet.

The rest of the story is best told by the gospel authority Anthony Heilbut from his definitive book The Gospel Sound:  "By far, the biggest gospel hit of the 1980s was "(I'm Coming Up) The Rough Side of the Mountain," a duet by F. C. Barnes and Janice Brown, the pastors of Red Budd Holy Church in Rocky Mount, North Carolina.  This was traditional gospel with a vengeance, without form or fashion-basic rhythm tracks, simple tune, sturdy vocals.  "Rough Side" was as much a product of the Reagan Administration as Jesse Jackson's campaign; its message confirmed by the latest unemployment figures.  In fact, in many ghetto record shops, the record outsold Michael Jackson's Thriller."
For years after this record hit, I would see Barnes and Brown whenever and wherever I could.  I never tired of their uplifting message and powerful stance.  It was as if Dr. Martin Luther King's message had finally been encapsulated in a hit song. Proverbs 23, verse 10, reads:  "Remove not the old landmark; and enter not into the fields of the fatherless."

In the new Obama Nation, the old landmarks are still with us.  As for me, that's where I'm headed.

Originally released in February 1971, I Drink Your Blood was one of the first motion pictures to be rated X for violence.  Trying to beat Night of the Living Dead at its own game, this film is shot straight from the gut.  This film was originally distributed on a double-bill with a cheap zombie film, Zombie:  Voodoo Bloodbath, originally made in 1964, which was retitled I Eat Your Skin.   I Drink Your Blood, though, is far from black-and-white tame:  it's an explosion to the bone marrow.  Rabies, meat pies, hippie killer maniacs, rednecks foaming at the mouth-it's all in their!

Witness these amazing scenes:  a dead goat is dragged across the screen, an old man in his underwear vomits up his dentures while he's being strangled to death, an electric knife slips from a side of meat and....well, you get the picture.

Between the bad-taste instincts of exploitation legend Gross (who gave the film its lurid title and distributed it on a double-bill with an cheap black-and-white zombie film he'd rechristened I Eat Your Skin- a.k.a. Zombie, Voodoo Bloodbath, 1964) and Durston's twisted imagination (rabies, meat pies, LSD, hippie maniacs, construction workers foaming at the mouth), I Drink Your Blood plays like a double-barreled shotgun blast, a sugar fix for gore freaks. Just when you think Durston can't push the delirium any further, somebody drags a dead goat across the screen...or an old man in long underwear pukes up his dentures while being strangled...or an electric carving knife strays from a side of ham with disastrous results...or...well, you get the picture.

But the MPAA did not approve.  Graphic scenes of dismemberment, stabbings, self-immolation, barbecued rodents, decapitation, and stake impalement upset the censors of the day.  The film was originally released uncut, anyway, despite the code of authority, but prints of the film were heavily edited by projectionists, theater owners, and small-town vice squads.
 
Its ad campaign read:  "Two Great Blood-Horrors to Rip Out Your Guts."
Here is a movie that begins with the demonic howl of one Horace Bones who tells his disciples:  "Satan was an acidhead.  Drink from his cup.  Pledge yourselves, and together, we'll all freak!"  What else is there to say?

The biggest idea I came out of SxSW with this year was that free is dead. Over. Overdone. We killed it. Because so much is free online, we expect it; where's the value in that? It seems to me that the folks in Austin weren't quite on this one yet... even SxSWi keynote speakers Guy Kawasaki and Chris Anderson seemed slow to the punch [...]

A Triple-A radio programming veteran, Kate has served as Music Director of the Loft at XM, Midday Host at WYEP, Evening Host at both WNCS and WUIN, as well as Content Supervisor for Pump Audio. Currently, she's the CEO of Outlandos Music, a new-music discovery service for grown-ups. Kate has been nationally recognized for her ardent presentation of music and her ability to champion talented, compelling artists.

Guest post this week from an astounding singer-songwriter who mysteriously remains relatively unknown (working on fixing that!), my friend Michael Miller. Dear Hearts, I have a friend who constantly asks me how to be happy [...]

A Triple-A radio programming veteran, Kate has served as Music Director of the Loft at XM, Midday Host at WYEP, Evening Host at both WNCS and WUIN, as well as Content Supervisor for Pump Audio. Currently, she's the CEO of Outlandos Music, a new-music discovery service for grown-ups. Kate has been nationally recognized for her ardent presentation of music and her ability to champion talented, compelling artists.

I have not written about a TV show on this blog yet, so let us now praise my favorite TV creation of all time:  Uncle Floyd.  This is the masterpiece, I think, that we are all still seeking, hipster and squares alike....even only we could slow down just to watch some episodes.

My devotion to this teevee character and his throw-it-against-the-wall programming broadcast via UHF out of New Jersey is rooted in the fact that for years I never saw the program-but only heard about it from my friends in the New York area. The Uncle Floyd Show was what the rock elitists watched while everyone else was focused on, say, Saturday Night Live. The comedy shtick of Floyd and his cast of misfits suggested a paradise where whatever you could think of you could actually do on television.

Much of what we take for granted now-especially the homemade ineptitude of a youtube video or the intentional messiness of hipster TV commercials-were all present on this program taped in what seemed like someone's garage.

And as you can see from just one visit to the Uncle Floyd website, the garage bands flocked there and rose to the challenge.

Back in the days of NY punk and garage sensibilities-when it was riskier and certainly more harebrain-I used The Uncle Floyd Show as the barometer of whether or not I would want to associate with someone.

When I was asked-as we always were back then-what I was "into" these days, I'd say: "Uncle Floyd, of course." Invariably, someone would respond with, "yeah, well, I like PINK Floyd, too, but they haven't been the same since The Piper at the Gates of Dawn." At that moment, I would simply walk away.

Not everyone was hip to Uncle Floyd then. But now, you can buy his programs on DVD, VHS, and the Internet, and long for the day when discovering a TV program really meant something.

With this blog, my purpose is to link you to cultural debris from a particular critical perspective, and as it takes shape, that perspective becomes the meaning behind a culture that has often remained neglected, underground, forgotten. (Discovery is at the heart of most blogs, after all.)  And so, I have begun, in a way, with my heart---with visions of Uncle Floyd dancing in my head.

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